hudnreds upon hudnreds of years ago.... a small band of english pilgrims travelled from their home in Plymouth Rock, Massachusetts, to their new homeland. AZeribajijan. This small gorup expanded and expanded and eventually took control of the country now known to all of us as Azerbiajan,. Litttle did they know that they would become won of the most greatest forces ever assembled upon the battlefield of  Mount of Blade War Band: Neapolitan Wars.

 

Another story  of our founding folows thus......: In the days before the first scholars, young men of the english tribe hhad been fed up of the torment enforced by the evil king Marmaduke. These young men eventually had gathered up and left, taking a female whom wil become the queen tol foster the new lineage of royal blood. This group had left to find the promise land, free of the torture and oppression of the hierarchy. Years after their leaving they had found a new land, the promise land. This was what to be created to be the azeribijan land.

 

Baptized by fire over many centureies of war, the 18th grew out of the fighting from a minor noble from England, Duke Jake Dyer von Birmingham. It is to him our country and regiment owes their name, and to him i owe my lost viriginty................................ The 18th first gained its name in the relatively small conflict known as World War 1, fighting along the best of them at the battles of Gallipoli and Shrek's swamp. Thru the use of the fightin' 18th'smilitary prowess at artillery, we pushed back the British and ended up actualy wininng world war 1 for azerbaijan.

 

the 18th also had a contingent at the battle of waterloo, and our perosnally responsable for taking the head of the frecnh, napoleonic, out that fateful da.y..... one of our cannon balls, after klling 200 frenshmen, hit him right in the head and he fel over and we got him!!!!!!! lyuckiily that day was another day were the fightin' 18th was there to save the day and the world from the tyranny of neapolitian ice cream ...

 

20 year s later, we met out sister regiment, the 1st CRaigslist Regiment of Foot, and they have continued to provide suitiable sexual partners and mates for our people ever since. I personaly have fallen in lov ewith white gandalf approximately 800 times and will contrinue to do so until he accepts my offers of betrothal/.//...